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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via that-weird-friend)

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via pizza)

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

(Source: feelknower93, via kanyewesticle)

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via kanyewesticle)

uncoke:

imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.

(Source: hesitence, via hate)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via gnarly)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via tightvaginas)

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via lov3screwsusall)

witchgoth:

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(via gnarly)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(Source: lamapalooza, via pizza)

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